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"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."