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Uneven room.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Dumbo in Space

Mass Deportation Plan

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Chalk Bored

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Budget Astronomy

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'