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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'Hole'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"We've made great progress!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"Take me to David Bowie."