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The Milky Way (Detail)

'Hole'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"We've made great progress!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

China Launches Lunar Rover

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

The Marie Kondo landfill

Bassoon musical instrument.

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Take me to David Bowie."

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Honeyhuman Suite

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."