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"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

NASA Special

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"