Space Oddities Fan T-Shirts

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Milky Way (Detail)

Rocket Ark

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ukulelean abduction

Astronaut Selfie.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Medical Curiosities

Serious business

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Space bee

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."