Space Odyssey Fan T-Shirts

Ukulelean abduction

'We came as soon as we got your message -- take us to Maxwell Smart.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Swamp gas

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Rocket Ark

Astronaut Selfie.

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Birth of Darth Vader

Serious business

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Space bee

Retro Kid.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

AstraZeneca

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Space Train

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."