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"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

NASA Special

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Swamp gas

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Ukulelean abduction

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.