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China Launches Lunar Rover

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

Alien attack in the 1950s

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Ukulelean abduction

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Not in my name!"

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Sock Abduction

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).