Space Odyssey Lover T-Shirts

China Launches Lunar Rover

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Ukulelean abduction

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Sock Abduction

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"