Space Odyssey Lovers Gifts

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

NASA Special

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Swamp gas

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Ukulelean abduction

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Not in my name!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'