Space Lovers Gifts

"Glorious one tonight, isn't it?"

"It's 9p.m. and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?"

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

'A chicken place is sending a chicken sandwich to near outer space in a hot air balloon."

Honeyhuman Suite

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Not now, Oliver."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

Flying sauces.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'