Space Travel Lover Gifts

'If I could have just a moment of your time...on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your experience on our planet?'

"I guess we should exchange insurance."

"Of course it'll be made of cheese. Why else would they bring us to the moon?"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Crashed UFO

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Flying sauces.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Well, that one got away."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'