Space Lover Gifts

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"Ladies and gentleman, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row."

(The world is coming to an end)

"Gah! Too many people!"

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

Alien zaps the earth, which then punctures like a balloon.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

First Intercourse in Space.

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

"Scientists have discovered a new planet the size of ours, which may have an atmosphere, liquid water, and no firm policy on illegal aliens."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Cosmonaut

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Bassoon musical instrument.

Astronaut love

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"His social distance is 13 light years."

Earth

"Notify all department heads that I'm ramping up our social distancing efforts."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Bowling ball earth

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Hey -- More of the golden confetti from that party we threw five years ago."

"We've made great progress!"

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Hiya, spaceman.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

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'I don't care where you're from. That'll be $6.00 if you want to park all day.'

Never mind what planet you're from, I want a name and social security number.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'