Spaceship Lover Gifts

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Dr. Roo.

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Could you give us a push?'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Not in my name!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"Take me to David Bowie."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."