Space Holiday Lover Gifts

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've made great progress!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

Blue Origin

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Not in my name!"

Moon Souvenirs

UFO

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Mass Deportation Plan

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."