Space Holiday Lover T-Shirts

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've made great progress!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Cosmonaut

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Moon Souvenirs

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

UFO

Director: US Space Research.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Mass Deportation Plan

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.