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"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

NASA Special

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"You are here"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Moon Souvenirs

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

UFO