Outer Space Lovers Gifts

Boldly Going Where No Trash Removalists Have Been Before...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Flying sauces.

The First Martian Dog.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'