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Boldly Going Where No Trash Removalists Have Been Before...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'