Space Odyssey Fan Gifts

Ukulelean abduction

'We came as soon as we got your message -- take us to Maxwell Smart.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Rocket Ark

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Swamp gas

China Launches Lunar Rover

Astronaut Selfie.

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

Birth of Darth Vader

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Space bee

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

AstraZeneca

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Retro Kid.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."