Odyssey Fan Gifts

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bradley Wiggins

Cat medal presentations take a long time

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

The London Olympic bid

Ukulelean abduction

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Hot Towel Web Service

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Still Here

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Jozef Golonka

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

"Do we have any candy?"

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Pet Cone

Beijing 2022

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

The Snooze-a-thon.

Olympics.

Olympic athlete 2008.

Simone Biles: True Leader

Olympic Torch.