Odyssey Fan Gifts

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Bradley Wiggins

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The London Olympic bid

Ukulelean abduction

Hot Towel Web Service

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Still Here

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Do we have any candy?"

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Pet Cone

Olympics.

Directions for walker across several hills.

The Snooze-a-thon.

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

Olympic athlete 2008.

Simone Biles: True Leader

Beijing 2022

Olympic Torch.