Olympic Fan Gifts

Safe Olympic Events

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

'When you aren't competing, you will be required to double up as security staff.'

Bradley Wiggins

I'll have today's special please.

Olympic flame is extinguished for health and safety reasons.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'I win!'

The London Olympic bid

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Cat Olympics

Champions biting their medals

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Referees at the Original Olympics.

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'