Olympic Fan Gifts

Safe Olympic Events

Ice Dancing Competition. it's the same when I dance. I fall down sometimes and I always feel like I'm being judged.

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

'When you aren't competing, you will be required to double up as security staff.'

Bradley Wiggins

I'll have today's special please.

Olympic flame is extinguished for health and safety reasons.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'I win!'

The London Olympic bid

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Cat Olympics

Champions biting their medals

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Jozef Golonka

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."