Paralympic Fan Gifts

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

Bradley Wiggins

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

The London Olympic bid

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Jozef Golonka

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Wheelchair Basketball

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Selfie Acrobat

Men's Parallel Bars

Emperor and cat.

Missing You#2

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Show Mom You Love Her!

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'