Paralympic Fan Gifts

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

Bradley Wiggins

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

The London Olympic bid

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Wheelchair Basketball

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Show Mom You Love Her!

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Missing You#2

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

Selfie Acrobat

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Emperor and cat.

Men's Parallel Bars

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Pet Cone