Paralympic Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Olympic Torch Training

London Olympics.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Champions biting their medals

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Keep fit.'

Cat Olympics

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Wheelchair Basketball

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Monster chariot races

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Paris clean up before Olympics

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'