Paragliding Enthusiasts Gifts

Broomstick crash.

"Recalculating route..."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

A skier and a paraglider

When bored, we board

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Cow Pilot.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The first Airbender!

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Pedalo Racer

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Accident near the Pier

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Bad parachute jump.

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Around the World By Balloon.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

The RAF salute the world of banking

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Parascending