Paragliding Gifts

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

Parascending

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Graveyard under paragliding school

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."

A skier and a paraglider

Skiing and Paragliding Accident

"Um... First Class, I guess."

An eagle attacks a parachute

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Things to Ponder.

Grapes

Accident near the Pier

Insurance restrictions.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Flying Caterpillar

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"