Paragliding Pillows

Parascending

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Graveyard under paragliding school

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."

A skier and a paraglider

Skiing and Paragliding Accident

An eagle attacks a parachute

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Things to Ponder.

Grapes

Accident near the Pier

Insurance restrictions.

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Flying Caterpillar

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Extreme kites!

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.