Parasailing Enthusiast Pillows

Wind Surfing

Piracy on a boating lake

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

On board the MS Hepatology

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Woodpecker Ark.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Have a very piratical Birthday

The Bonvoy Age...

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Umbrella Sailing Boat

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'