Sailing Aficionado Pillows

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Wife gets rid of husband's distraction.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

On board the MS Hepatology

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

Cruise Captain

Have a very piratical Birthday

Piracy on a boating lake

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

The Goldilocks Sail Emporium

"I like a speed."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

The Bonvoy Age...

"The 'fasten seatbelt' sign is on for a reason, you know!"

"Prepare to launch!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Woodpecker Ark.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Flat Earth Explorers: "That last turn was dicey but now it should be clear sailing to Australia."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.