Sailing Lover Pillows

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Could you give us a push?'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Imperfect Storm

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Eel-mail

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"