Sailing Story Lover Pillows

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Piracy on a boating lake

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

On board the MS Hepatology

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

The Bonvoy Age...

Have a very piratical Birthday

Woodpecker Ark.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'