Seafaring Story Lover Pillows

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Distracting the fish.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"International trade"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'That was fun!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Replacement Lighthouse

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'