Seafaring Story Lover Mugs

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Distracting the fish.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"International trade"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Ye God's... That was close."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

'That was fun!'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','