Seafaring Heritage Lover Mugs

Keelhauling Tradition

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Distracting the fish.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Replacement Lighthouse

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"You look good for your age."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.