Seafaring Heritage Lover Gifts

Keelhauling Tradition

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Distracting the fish.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"International trade"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"You look good for your age."