Seafaring Souls Gifts

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Ambulance.

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"How many letters can you read?"

"International trade"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One