Seafaring Spirit Gifts

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"We've got a problem."

Sailor's Poker.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"International trade"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.