Sea-faring Spirit Gifts

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"International trade"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Sailor boy

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"We're luckier than most people..."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'