Sea-faring Spirit Mugs

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"International trade"

Sailor boy

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Replacement Lighthouse

Captain Thomas Coram.

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."