Seafarer At Heart Mugs

'It's Mooby Dick'

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Sailor boy

"International trade"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Walking the Plank.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."