Sea Farer At Heart Mugs

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Walking the Plank.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

My First Boat