Sea Farer At Heart T-Shirts

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"International trade"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Walking the Plank.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."