Seafarer At Heart T-Shirts

'It's Mooby Dick'

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"International trade"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Walking the Plank.

Sailor boy

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.