Seafaring Soul Mugs

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

Ship

'Are we there yet?'

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"International trade"

Sailor boy

"How many letters can you read?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'