Seafaring Soul Prints

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

Ship

'Are we there yet?'

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Sailor boy

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"How many letters can you read?"

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Replacement Lighthouse