Sea Farer Mugs

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Captain in a storm

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Battery Lighthouse

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Dolphin

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Walking the Plank.

Sailor's Poker.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"We've got a problem."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Coastguard

Stable boys and Scottsman

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Summer Sledding