Seafaring Mugs

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Immunity on the Bounty

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

'Caution pirates ahead'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Emergency Sails.

Pooped Pirate

Walking the Plank.

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.

"We've got a problem."

"Try the other eye Captain!"

Sailing Boat

Castaway Drummer

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Sailor's Poker.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

Jester.

'Betcha can't name all Seven Seas!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'