Seafaring Traveler Mugs

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Pirate

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"We've got a problem."

Sailor's Poker.

"How many letters can you read?"

"International trade"

Walking the Plank.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

S. S. All You Can Eat

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"