Seafaring Adventurers Mugs

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula (BW)

"How many letters can you read?"

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Viking Loch Ness

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"International trade"

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."