Offshore Adventurers Mugs

"I told you it would work."

"I live on Elm Street, but for tax purposes my dad says we live on the Cayman Islands."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."