Offshore Explorer Mugs

"If they’re going to make me pay more tax I’ll go abroad and not pay somewhere else."

"I've hidden my nuts in an offshore forest."

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

"It's complicated but I think the relationship is fairly clear!"

Panama Papers Scandal

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Horror movies

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Are we there yet?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

Boat wedding.

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.